| George: | Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? |
| Condi: | Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. |
| George: | Great. Lay it on me. |
| Condi: | Hu is the new leader of China. |
| George: | That's what I want to know. |
| Condi: | That's what I'm telling you. |
| George: | That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? |
| Condi: | Yes. |
| George: | I mean the fellow's name. |
| Condi: | Hu. |
| George: | The guy in China. |
| Condi: | Hu. |
| George: | The new leader of China. |
| Condi: | Hu. |
| George: | The Chinaman! |
| Condi: | Hu is leading China. |
| George: | Now whaddya' asking me for? |
| Condi: | I'm telling you Hu is leading China. |
| George: | Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? |
| Condi: | That's the man's name. |
| George: | That's who's name? |
| Condi: | Yes. |
| George: | Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? |
| Condi: | Yes, sir. |
| George: | Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. |
| Condi: | That's correct. |
| George: | Then who is in China? |
| Condi: | Yes, sir. |
| George: | Yassir is in China? |
| Condi: | No, sir. |
| George: | Then who is? |
| Condi: | Yes, sir. |
| George: | Yassir? |
| Condi: | No, sir. |
| George: | Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. |
| Condi: | Kofi? |
| George: | No, thanks. |
| Condi: | You want Kofi? |
| George: | No. |
| Condi: | You don't want Kofi. |
| George: | No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. |
| Condi: | Yes, sir. |
| George: | Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. |
| Condi: | Kofi? |
| George: | Milk! Will you please make the call? |
| Condi: | And call who? |
| George: | Who is the guy at the U.N? |
| Condi: | Hu is the guy in China. |
| George: | Will you stay out of China?! |
| Condi: | Yes, sir. |
| George: | And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. |
| Condi: | Kofi. |
| George: | All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. |
