The 10 Best Caddy Replies

 10.  Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy:"Think you can keep your head down that long?"

  9.  Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy:"Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

  8.  Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy:"Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

  7.  Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy:"Eventually."

  6.  Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy:"It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

  5.  Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's a distraction."
Caddy:"It's not a watch — it's a compass."

  4.  Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy:"Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

  3.  Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy:"The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

  2.  Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy:"This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

and the best caddy reply...

  1.  Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy:"I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."