10.	Golfer:	"Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
	Caddy:	"Think you can keep your head down that long?"
9.	Golfer:	"I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
	Caddy:	"Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
8.	Golfer:	"Do you think my game is improving?"
	Caddy:	"Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
7.	Golfer:	"Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
	Caddy:	"Eventually."
6.	Golfer:	"That can't be my ball, it's too old."
	Caddy:	"It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
5.	Golfer:	"Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's a distraction."
	Caddy:	"It's not a watch — it's a compass."
4.	Golfer:	"How do you like my game?"
	Caddy:	"Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
3.	Golfer:	"Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
	Caddy:	"The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
2.	Golfer:	"This is the worst course I've ever played on."
	Caddy:	"This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
and the best caddy reply...
1.	Golfer:	"You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
	Caddy:	"I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."