These are some of the postings on the Facebook page, Yelling at the car in front of you.
- Dude, get the hell off your cellphone... AND WTF, WHY ARE YOU STOPPING SHORT AT A YELLOW LIGHT?!?!?
RED = STOP, GREEN = GO, and YELLOW = FLOOR IT! MOVE!
- Okay, yes, I UNDERSTAND that you want to drive 5MPH in the snow, but would it really kill you to do that in the RIGHT lane so the hundred cars and I could pass you, you halfwitted dumbass! MOVE OVER!
- Seriously? You couldn't get your lazy ass to take an extra 30 seconds and brush the snow off your roof?? I hope some truck accidently launches ice at your windshield asshole-licker!
- If you're interested in driving 20 miles below the speed limit, do it in the RIGHT lane and get the hell out of my way, you pubic hair eater.
- Are you turning, staying in your lane, changing lanes... WTF? The little clicking sound inside your car that is setting off the light that is telling me you should be able to do something is called a "blinker." WHEN YOU ARE STAYING IN YOUR LANE THOUGH, DON'T USE IT YOU IDIOT!
- THE SIGN MEANS 'MERGE" NOT STOP, YOU FREAKING MORON! I hope next time you do that, the person behind you isn't as skilled with the brakes as I am!
- Did you ever learn to read the signs, idiot?? The sign RIGHT THERE says: RIGHT ON RED. And you sit there at the light waiting for... what? You moronic imbecile! MOVE!
- YO! Let's recap: You pass me (technically illegally on the right)... get into the left-most lane, infront of me... then slam your breaks??? WTF is WRONG with you, you fen-sucked bladder!
- HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Does the big blue light on your dashboard mean anything to you? TURN OFF YOUR GODDAMN HIGHBEAMS WHEN YOU PASS A CAR YOU TURD! COMMON EFFING SENSE!
- 10...9...8....7....6....5...4...3...2...1... boom. A countdown for the new year? No. A COUNTDOWN OF HOW LONG YOU SAT AT THE GREEN LIGHT, WAITING FOR A DIFFERENT SHADE -- and then it turned red. FOCUS, and Happy New Year!
- WHY is it that just when I'm running a bit late, I get caught behind the dumbass who doesn't know that the peddle thing on the right gives the car GAS to MOVE! IT'S ON THE RIGHT IDIOT!
- Having four wheel drive does NOT mean that you own the road in the snow. I hope you go flying off the road into a guard rail or spin out or something, as fast as you were going. You can join the rest of your "I Own the Road with 4-wheel-drive" friends that are all stuck on the side you douchebag!
- When buying your car, did you neglect to addon the blinker feature? Oh, the blinker IS there -- SO MOVE YOUR FINGER TO FLIP IT ON AND OFF YOU MALADROIT FOOL! (Don't forget to post bumper stickers to the wall for Road Rager of the Month!)
- Hey bonehead -- just because you're in a parking lot does NOT mean that you just park ANYWHERE - you park in the effing SPACES! Do you even have the capacity to have common sense???
- WHAT THE F***?!? Are you IGNORANT?!? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SLAM ON YOUR BREAKS WITH NO ONE IN FRONT OF YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING HIGHWAY? Get your ASS back to Drivers Ed!
- Dude, are you that incapable of switching the little blinker to tell me when you're pulling your fat ass car infront of me? You're a douche, now get the hell off the road so we competent drivers can DRIVE!
- Let me just clarify what you just did in the middle of the Jersey Turnpike. You had your left blinker on. For about, 5 minutes. Doing nothing, going straight. You then proceeded to switch into the RIGHT lane -- note, without changing your blinker. Simply put, you. are. a dumbass.
- WTF?? THE HIGHWAY IS NOT A SIGHTSEEING TOUR TO LOOK AT THE CRASH ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD. MOVE IT PEOPLE AND FREAKING PAY ATTENTION -- or we may give the other side of the road something to see!
- Hey buddy - YIELD does NOT mean "COME TO A SCREECHING HALT!" It means that you take your head out of your butt, look to see for oncoming traffic, and YIELD to them, as a CAUTIONARY measure. NOT STOP! idiot!
- And now, an important newsflash: YOU CAN TURN RIGHT ON RED, you stupid dankish full-gorged maggot-pie!
- That stupid intoxicated pilot can fly a jet more competently at 600 MPH than you can drive your car at freaking 40. Where did YOU take Driver's Ed???
- No no no no, don't BOTHER with your turn signal, by all means go infront of me Your Highness.
- WTF?!? PUTTING ON MAKEUP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD? A. No amount of makeup can make YOUR face look good, and B. If only lovetaps were legal! PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!
- NICE TURN SIGNAL JACKASS! That's all I have for you. If you don't have the mental capacity to move your thumb to hit a switch that makes a light blink, then you clearly don't have the mental capacity to drive. GAH!