Just in case you were feeling old today...

  • The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1992.

  • They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

  • Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

  • The CD was introduced two years before they were born.

  • They have always had an answering machine.

  • They have always had cable.

  • Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

  • Popcorn has always been microwaved .

  • They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

  • They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

  • They never heard: "Where's the Beef?," "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "De plane Boss, de plane."

  • McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

  • They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.