| @ PRISON | @ WORK |
| You spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell | You spend the majority of your time in a 6x6 cubicle |
| You get three meals a day fully paid for | You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it |
| You get time off for good behaviour | You get more work for good behaviour |
| The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you | You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself |
| You can watch TV and play games | You could get fired for watching TV and playing games |
| You get your own toilet | You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat |
| They allow your family and friends to visit | You aren't even supposed to speak to your family |
| All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required | You get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners |
| You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out | You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars |
| You must deal with sadistic wardens | They are called managers |
