Guess what this is?










It's a prison in the UK!


Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cellYou spend the majority of your time in a 6x6 cubicle
You get three meals a day fully paid forYou get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
You get time off for good behaviourYou get more work for good behaviour
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for youYou must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
You can watch TV and play gamesYou could get fired for watching TV and playing games
You get your own toilet You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
They allow your family and friends to visitYou aren't even supposed to speak to your family
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work requiredYou get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get outYou spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
You must deal with sadistic wardensThey are called managers

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.