Don't have a spoon?
I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken? I can fix that!
Belted by the neck...
New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!
No bottle opener?
I can fix that!
Room too dark?
I can fix that!
Electrical problem?
Ooooooh boy, I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!
No ice chest?
I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain?
I can fix that!
No coffee warmer?
I can fix that!
Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!
Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!
Desk overloaded?
I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!
No skatepark in town?
I can fix that!
What the ?????
Okay, I give up?
