Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away
Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs... These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I
got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
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