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• I'm no quitter
• A stranger buying you a drink at a bar
• Rudy Guiliani
• Traveling in retirement
• Great E.R. story
• Observant safariers
• A scientist with a sense of humor (Farside)
• Who's on first?
• Forgotten wedding anniversary
• Time has improved this invention
• Do you know me?
• Talking to Alexa
• Just for the record . . .
• A new wine
• Kids car decal
• Pleasing Mom
• Socks surving in laundry
• Alexa
• Sharp dresser
• Grilled chicken
• Equation finally solved
• Great car paint job
• Older women are great
• Burial, cremation, or ?
• History of the rubber band
• Family health
• Good April Fools prank
• F-bomb
• Retirement traveling
• Time zones
• Smart bear
• History decided by coin toss
• Always be proud of your children
• Which dog did you get?
• Blonde gets new windows
• Throwing ball after victory
• Lost sock in dryer
• Classroom humor
• First senior moment
• Car troubles? Nah.
• Be prepared for whatever weather comes
• A very clever teacher
• Going through tough time
• After visiting grandma
• Completely harmless
• Old Age Conundrum
• The Fourth Wiseman
• Unimaginable accident
• Observant cats
• Senior Parachute Club
• Watching the news
• Author Reading
• Future planning
• The Impuritans
• Say Dada
• Cat Racing
• Neighboring Dunkin' Donuts
• Careful strapping!
• Uhaul? We don't need no stinking Uhaul!
• Blinded by the light
• Joe Cocker & John Belushi - Feelin' Alright
• Aging has disadvantages
• One way to get privacy
• Signs of aging
• The Parking Ticket
• Safety violations
• Long walks on beach
• Good side effects of medicine
• Ann Landers - Socialism, Communism explained
• Danger of Auto-Correct!
• Which one is President?
• What? Can't hear you.
• Meanwhile in Alaska . . .
• How do you take your coffee?
• Helpful husband
• Golf club phone call
• Marijuana overdose
• Nervous flyer
• Great Italian Tomato Garden
• Flying Economy Class on a 747 in late 1960's
• Staying fit at 60
• Help needed
• Climate change
• Distance to Sun
• Private travel
• No shortcuts
• Which newspaper do you read?
• Last photo on camera
• Dangerfield's Best
• Never give up
• What a difference 50 years makes
• Difference between Complete and Finished
• Dr. Geezer's clinic
• Wonderful English from around the world
• Bill collectors
• Whatcha doin' today?
• Food testing
• Budget cuts
• Fortune cookie
• Stick em up!
• Toilet paper orientation
• Not so dumb kid
• Some good ones
• Dentist visit
• Generous husband
• 2 kids talking . . .
• The difference between dogs and cats
• Old guy's problems
• Paddy has an accident
• Someone just honked . . .
• Where's your license?
• Closed casket funeral
• When planting your cats . . .
• How did you hear about the YMCA?
• Benny and Louie go skiing
• Father of my kids
• Fifty dollars is fifty dollars
• Remembering a password
• Top Ten Country-Western songs
• Rules of life
• Golfer's Delight
• A nun in a taxi
• Making a baby
• iPad login
• Zombies
• Singles ad
• 20 Dumbest Students Ever
• Political quotes
• A miserly husband
• Brother names newborns
• How to get people to comment on your post
• The truth about vinyl records
• Are we there yet?
• Ouch!
• A great day soon to become bad
• Dog Rules For Humans
• Redneck Vasectomy
• Athlete humor
• Baked Potato cart
• Bingo flashing
• In a public restroom
• Socks without partners
• Finding the perfect spot
• Putting things in perspective
• This kid's going places
• Man too stupid to use hat
• New blue jeans
• Disney on Ice
• Take a break and smile!
• A blonde "handyman"
• Cartoon physics
• Crazy dogs
• Mensa definitions
• Coming from the past
• Thrilling cab ride
• Feeding the dog
• For the (ahem!) elderly . . .
• Enlightened States of America (ESA)
• Romney's Storm Tips
• Men from Maine
• Buy entire album for one song
• Would-be gas thief gets a real mouthful
• Romneys' horse returns from the Olympics
• Great photos from Mars
• A friendly neighbor
• What your toilet paper says about you
• Rolls Royce chicken gun
• Truth in the press
• Paper / Scissors
• Is your garage door boring?
• Introducing the Hot New Social Network, PhoneBook
• Going to the potty
• Smart answers
• Headlines you may have missed
• DEA officer
• Baby Boomer memory test
• Office Jokes
• Why Men Die First
• Turkeys defy farmer
• Funny animals
• Hair dryer humor
• I've been many places
• Airport security
• Warning labels
• Why you should always carry a camera
• Doormats say a lot about people!
• Talk about your kids
• Chain saw competition
• A man is dating three women
• It's a great country
• It's an Italian thing . . .
• Life explained . . .
• When it's difficult not to cuss!
• It's just chicken wire
• You'll never see these again . . .
• Why Men are just Happier People
• Perfectly timed photos
• Headstone Humor
• Amusing photos!
• French jokes – with apologies to the French, but this is very funny!
• Women with a sense of humor – warning, R-rated
• Hide and seek for real men
• Name that picture
• Autocorrect . . . LOL
• Old men can still think fast
• Amish enlightenment
• A sinking boat?
• Letter to Cleveland Browns
• TSA bumper stickers
• Cultural Differences
• Cowboy from Idaho
• Grandad remembering the good old days . . .
• Interesting quotes
• Embarrassing Medical Exams
• Final Exam
• Mensa Invitational
• Doomed from the start!
• Men who lack adult supervision
• A Real Man
• The Best Political Joke of the Year
• If Facebook Existed Years Ago
• Getting off welfare
• Newspaper Demographics
• Headlines – any question why newspapers are dying?
• The Dot – finally someone has cleared this up!
• Some photos need no caption
• The pencil sharpener
• Men can fix anything
• 5 reasons not to complain about your job!
• Animal safari fun
• Pool in Singapore
• The passage of time leaves out no one!
• Beware of identity theft
• Parenting—it's not for everyone!
• 3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer
• Are we really that old?
• Chapel window
• Mom, why can't I get a job?
• An atheist in the woods
• Letter to pet owners
• Notes from New Yorkers
• Just in case you were feeling old today . . .
• International Pun Contest
• Some people have incredible imagination
• The Wrongest Ever Party Costumes
• The Joy of Aging
• Gentle Thoughts for Today
• Aging buddies meet for dinner
• 2009 Woman Driver Awards
• Why Teachers Drink
• The Colorado balloon incident
• School Teacher Arrested at JFK
• Two Men and a Goat
• Dubai window washer
• Pictures you don't see every day
• Will I live to see 80?
• Things you can only say at Thanksgiving
• Friends forever!!
• Get out of the car!
• And you think YOU are having a bad day . . .
• Spider on dashboard causes car crash!
• Comments made in the year 1955!
• Helpful Signs
• Big Brother is watching
• Retire to Holiday Inn
• They walk among us!
• Facebook Annoyances
• Racism
• Praying for Leroy
• Life really boils down to 2 questions . . .
• Weird things said in job interviews
• Warren Buffet on Sex
• A well-planned retirement
• Why we love the South
• You might be Taliban if . . .
• Redneck fire alarm
• Electric fence mishap
• Those Fabulous Jewish Comedians
• Senior driving
• Exercise for health
• Things to Think About
• Senior chuckles
• Grandma still drives
• Mummy Bear - for all the good mums out there!!
• Exercise for people over 40
• Wrong email address
• Woman meets desirable man
• What exactly is one TRILLION dollars?
• You Just Can't Fix Stupid
• Where to live after retirment
• Male or Female?
• Semper Fi
• Teachers' and Policemen's reports
• No speeding ticket for 83-year-old driver
• Purchasing vs. Leasing
• Real sentences typed by secretaries in Greater Glasgow NHS reports
• Where to bury her?
• You know you're from New York if . . .
• My Retirement
• Three Women in a Sauna
• Manufacturing Innovations
• You named it what?
• If the whole world spoke just one language
• Gas attack
• Viagara ad seen in doctor's office
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Living Will
• New AARP Bumper Stickers
• Drinking
• Do you remember when . . .?
• Political spin
• Too much time on your hands?
• So—how's your day going?
• Hebronics
• Just when you thought all the good ideas were taken
• Wally's wedding night
• The barber
• World's Easiest Quiz
• It's certain
• The intellectual capacity of Kiwi rugby greats
• How to pronounce Oklahoma correctly
• Motivational poster of the day
• Releasing a bear into the wild
• Yacht delivery
• Funny invitation
• Airport arrest
• 1-2-3 English Lesson – warning, R-rated
• Is China really ready for the 2008 Olympics?
• Interesting personal ad
• The perks of being over 50
• Ouch moments
• Questions and Answers from an AARP forum
• Guess what this is?
• Maybe you HAVEN'T seen it all!
• The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever
• Gas Prices Hurting Everyone . . .
• Motivational posters
• Politicians In Drag
• Going down Memory Lane
• Union rules
• Clever Advertising
• Flying
• Tech support
• Neologism – from the Washington Post
• Word play – from the Washington Post
• If celebs moved to Oklahoma . . .
• You might be a redneck if . . .
• Billboards you will never see
• Chocolate Easter Bunnies
• Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
• When insults had class
• Wow! pictures
• A Wal-Mart Application
• Winter Classes for Men
• What do idiots look like?
• AAADD
• George W. Bush resume
• Beauty queens – Where does the time fly?
• The Darwin Awards, 2007
• Remember these? – for those of us who grew up in the 50s and 60s
• Geniuses at work
• Truck cranes at work
• Things that make you say, "AW Crap!!!"
• A Very Observant Italian Cop
• The Wheels of Life
• 1977 JC Penney Catalog
• An Irish Ghost Story
• Wow!
• Quantas gripe sheets
• The Laws of Weight Gain
• Disorder in the court
• How to call police
• Forgotten Anniversary
• Rowing Secrets – from The Big Book of Jewish Humor
• Investment Tip
• School 1967 vs. 2007
• Weird Things You Might Never Know
• Kids' Prayers – I'm an atheist, but these are so cute!
• Never lie to your Mother
• A love note from the wife
• Puns
• Steven Wright Wisdom
• Who is working?
• Blonde jokes – with apologies to those who are blonde—substitute whatever other hair color or feature you like!
• Airport tower humor – actual exchanges between pilots and control towers
• Philosophy of Sex
• Closing Thoughts For 2006
• 25 Signs You Have Grown Up
• TV joke writers take shots at Cheney
• Hu's on First? – Who's on First? for the next generation
• Costello Buys a Computer from Abbott
• Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
• Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums
• Did We Learn These In Hebrew School?
• You know you live in 2005 when . . . – written when 2005 was the current year
• Signs Written in English Discovered Around the World
• What a difference 30 years makes
• Political Science for Dummies
• Southernness
• Small Town Humor
• 10 Best Caddy Replies
• Dress Code for Seniors
• Top 10 Most Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down – by David Letterman
• Want to feel smarter?
• Songs from the 60s re-released
• Best Out Of Office Replies
• Marketing explained
• So you think you feel old now?
• 16 Things It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn – by Dave Barry
• 40 Things Never Said by Rednecks
• 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
• The Shotgun Rules
• Some rules for singin' the blues